I hate being called a liar when I'm clearly...
Coming back to school after summer break...
staygrandd: Walking up… Walking into the school.. Girl with new boy haircut…. Seeing that bitch you hate.. 1st hour 2nd hour 3rd hour Lunch 4th hour 5th hour 6th hour Going home…
feelingmoganun: Boy: Marry me? Girl: Do you have a house? Boy: None but… Girl: Do you have a BMW car? Boy: None but… Girl: How much is your salary? Boy: No salary but. Girl: No but. You have nothing. How can I marry you? Just leave me, please! *LE DRAMATIC LEAVE* Boy: *talking to himself* I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche.. Why I still need to buy BMW?! How can I get...
WHEN PEOPLE MEET ME, I'M LIKE
BUT WHEN THEY GET TO KNOW ME, I’M LIKE
Pencil vs. Camera.
When you leave your seat and come back and...
darlinglovrr: GET THE FUCK UP BRO! hahhah lol
Filipino parties consist of:
ejayreyes: “You eat pirst!” “Don’t be shy!” All the kids upstairs huddled in one room. “You’ve grown so much!” “Hab you got a boypren/girlpren yet?!” Drunk men huddled in the corner singing on magic mic/playing poker. “Just sing one song!” People saying goodbye for like an hour. And mother’s wrapping up pancit, lumpia, adobo, etc, to take home.
When you're listening to a song, and it reminds...
my technology when i was 6
youfineashell: technology now for 6 year olds:
That moment when your friend offers to buy you...
kushrolled-cupsfilled: More Laughs Here
Looking into a security camera
krischenn: jevanta-eh: why did the guy stare at the orange juice?… ……. ……. . . . . ……. . . ……….. . … ………… .. . ………. because it said “concentrate” goddammit im funny LOOOOOOOL omg
We all have that friend who we can't be serious...
Mostly everything is made in China except for...
Why do I reblog the weirdest shit? Nothing I...
Math questions are so stupid. They're all like "If...
I don’t know, diabetes maybe? More Laughs Here
When people post statuses like "don't text or call...
hiramvh: No one was ever going to text/call you in the first place. or when they say “brb” on facebook. Like bitch, i didn’t even know you was here.
Things I still need to do:
How you and your best friend act like retards...
xoxnisha: When listening to your favorite songs; Witnessing fights at school; When you two insult someone; When someone insults one of you; Telling each other secrets; Recording a video; When eating; How you two comfort each other at hard times; When your best friend is absent;
Reblog if you'd date one of your followers.
make-upnotwar: But, the question is… would any of my followers actually date me?
Demi tweeted "Real friends don't encourage you to...
Dear Guy, when a girl gets pushed into you. it...
yanilavigne: lolsofunny: sincerely, friend doing the pushing.
If olive oil is made from squeezing olives, then...
lmaogtfo: More Laughs Here
justincatubay: charleeneeeeejoy: There’s people who have a car but no license People that have there license but no car. And then there’s me.. I need to get started on this shit! Too bad I have to wait until I’m 18 :( Oh hey I need to get license already -.-